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I Love you!

No, I LUV YOU!

No, No I WUV YOU GOD DAMN IT!

Sick of all the lovey dovey chalky candy hearts and spending to much money on champagne that only gives you a headache? Well, you're in luck because we at the Wild Party Variety Hour agree 1000%! We are starting off our new season of shows with a big old middle finger to Cupid and all those cherub doucheknobs. So come join us, we promise you a show that is in no way romantic but in every way freaking AWESOME!

The Line-up:

Magical Exploding Boy

Brad French: That Juggling Guy

Mediocrity At It's Finest

Kyle Greer on the Bones

*Just Added* Magician Brett Schneider

And Much Much More

Also as an added bonus our Good Friend Bethany Slack is turning the ripe Ol' age of 7 this leap year! So come celebrate a Leap Year Birthday cause they only come once every four years, we guarantee that it's going to be done up in style.

Tickets are only $10 and that gets you a beer of the highest Blue Ribbon Winning quality and a chance to win a fabulous prize in our raffle! So, if you want to tell Saint Valentine to stick it where the sun don't shine, come join us.