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Many Americans are unaware of the growing problem that is affecting the American way of life as we know it, HIPSTERS.

for those who are unfamiliar with the 'hipster' a hipster is:

- The blend of every failed fad since the early 1900's

- Overwhelmingly Annoying

- Ideally possessing no more than 2% body fat

- Rides a one speed bike

- Pretentious A-holes

- Can ruin a place of business merely by their existence

(feel free to add to the list)

for your safety, more information on spotting a 'hipster' can be located at LATFH.com (look at this fucking hipster .com)

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The goal is simple, get hipsters the hell out of America and let Canada deal with them.

The logic is quite simple, too: nobody likes Canada except for Canadians & nobody likes Hipsters except for Hipsters, put 2 and 2 together and voila!

What better day to celebrate than the Independence of this fine country. Ask yourself, what would our forefathers and Chuck Norris say about hipsters? Invite your friends, spread the word. together, we can make america a better place once again